“Brave Sir Robin ran away… bravely ran away away…When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.”
(via sonhoedesrazao)
I got a shirt signed by every member of Kamelot, met Chris Bowes and had a conversation with him while he was too wasted to walk, and saw the prettiest girl alive (Simone Simons) sing.
That’s not even counting how amazing the show was.
Kamelot and Blackguard had perfect sets.
Alestorm had some mic problems but it all worked out ‘cause everyone knew all the words to their songs. (And they played my request! :D)
Even the opening local group kicked ass.
Everyone had perfect setlists.
I am very, very happy.
A lazy soldier goes crazy after surviving the bombing of Dresden as a POW, gets abducted by aliens, has PTSD, gets put in a zoo, and has sex with a pornstar. So it goes.
A kid is stuck in a life boat with an orangutan, a hyena, a zebra, and a tiger. The tiger eats them all, so the kid feeds and befriends the tiger so it doesn’t eat him.
He is the tiger, and he ate his shipmates.
A mad scientist creates a chemical to freeze all water on Earth as a joke, and then dies so his kids take it. The world ends when the king of a little island kills himself with the chemical and then falls into the ocean. A couple people survive and hang out together by eating frozen animals.
Fellowship of the Ring:
An oddball assortment of humanoids from the fictional Middle Earth set out on a journey to destroy an evil ring created by the evil Sauron. The wizard, Gandalf, falls into a hole and is presumed dead.
The Two Towers:
They’ve split up and now two hobbits (Frodo and Sam)…
123 In the future of the past, the citizens of the world live under constant warfare and extreme government surveillance/control. Winston thinks this is bogus. He hates Big Brother (aka the government) and all he wants to do is bone a hot babe. “You want a hot babe? We’ll GIVE you a hot babe,” the government says. But instead of hot babes, they give him rats to the face.
Winston learns to love Big Brother.
An old guy paints a picture of WWII and hides it in his barn.
Harry is now twelve years old. His ginger friend’s sister is held hostage in a sewer with a giant snake. In a shocking twist, the culprit is the Bad Wizard. He loses. Harry wins. All was well.
Jane is Cinderella, but instead of going to a ball, she goes to boarding school, becomes a maid for a rich dude. They fall in love and plan to get married, but it turns out his crazy wife is locked in the attic. Jane gets pissed and runs away. Some other guy falls in love with her, but she goes back to the first guy cause she loves him. While she was gone, his wife burned down his mansion and he lost his hand and became blind. They have a baby.
